The true son of the emperor

Our tale begins many moons ago, back on 10/12/2020, when Battle-brother Fuggs posted a spicy image of Jeff Goldblum.

From there, not even an hour later, Commissar SamJ, edited Captain-General Bridgar's face upon the supple body, yet alas, due to the nipple, it was deemed to vulgar for the masses. Thus SamJ went back to his holy task, and upon the offending protrusion, he placed the face of Warboss GazAdrian. Not to be out done, Magos Reductor Izthander sought to inscribe the words of the Omnisiah and the Emperor upon this holy work, and thus the immortal epitaph 'There can be only one, true, son of the Emperor' was written in painstaking detail! Alas, on 10/15/2020, an error was noticed within the glorious work, a being who was not interred eternal within the image, Primarch Brian Gorillaman. Commissar SamJ, worked tirelessly to correct their folly, and now the final rendition of this glorious masterpiece is ready to be revealed to the Imperium at large, may the Emperor protect, just as we serve the Emperor.