Who won? No idea, I came here for the memes!

Many believe that the reason we, the populace of the Imperium and beyond, watch the battles fought by our most valued men and women, and fought by our most hated enemies, is because that we wish to see who wins. Nay, say I, for we watch to witness the culmination of minds, the forth coming of jokes and memes. We care not for who reigns supreme, but for who can make the weirdest pose, or for who says what can be taken out of context and distorted into a humorous situation. Such moments as, "if you tag me, I will kill you" or "NIGHTSHIELDS". The concept of a faction we route for winning is but a mere bonus, a truly beautiful and fulfilling battle report is not one where one side trounces another, but when one side gets obliterated by an exploding knight that they really shouldn't have charged with almost all their army. Yet some of us miss these live moments, such as those within the Europa zone or the Asia Major or Minor sectors, since time is such a fickle and unknowable thing. That is why we revel in the VODs that come after, so even if we do not see it as it happens, we do not miss a thing.